The guy who teaches one of your classes.

So, the wildest fuck I’ve ever had was when I hooked up with one of my profs—inadvertently. His profile online showed a satisfactorily hairy chest and some muscles, but that was all. It said he was from the States, and I never pieced it together until he picked me up in his coupe and asked me why I wasn’t home working on my paper! We talked and fucked.