The guy who always buys you dinner before fucking you.

It’s funny how he always bought me a meal before we went back to his apartment. You see, I would nosh on his shit then slurp up his come for dessert. He liked to be clawed, too—ten nails down his thighs. And he loved when I rubbed my dick raw up and down his slick back without a single hair. I used to eat his ass when dirty.