The Big Dipper

Oh, boy, have I got a bomb—

I’ve fucked everyone out there

From the mailman to your mom

And I’m so not worse for wear.

I’ve been a rebel and a

Geek, too; a real swinger, so

Believe the propaganda

And catch me before I go.

Oh, I am the Big Dipper—

I’ve got hands in every pot,

Because I’m just a stripper

Great at being who I’m not.