San Fernando

Yeah, I’m talkin’ anatomical,

Biological, phenomenal,

Something literal and magical—

Something so good it’s impossible;

’Feels like a kiss outside of the mouth,

Like rebels deep down in your Deep South;

Yeah, I’m talkin’ about young Brando,

Hot stars far hotter than Orlando,

With their pants pulled down and their hands out—

I’m talkin’ ’bout the San Fernando;

’Feels like Jane Fonda workin’ it out,

’Cause the films, they help you jerk it out;

Yeah, I’m talkin’ about young Brando,

Hot stars far hotter than Orlando,

With their pants pulled down and their hands out—

I’m talkin’ ’bout the San Fernando;

’Feels like a kiss outside of the mouth,

Like rebels deep down in your Deep South;

Yeah, I’m talkin’ anatomical,

Biological, phenomenal,

Something literal and magical—

Something so good it’s impossible.