Pepsi-Cola

Don’t fuck with me, fellas;

This isn’t my first time at the rodeo.

You will not bottle me

Like I’m a Madonna Blonde or a weak bitch.

 

My eye makes you jealous

Because you’ve seen what’s in my portfolio.

And, I was blessed to see

That you use cola to bemuse and bewitch.

 

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My endorsement can sell

But my pictures can uncover and reveal.

 

My graphic art can say

That you are too blue to rule the red and white.

 

I run like a gazelle

To your black liquor because it tastes so real.

 

But, to my great dismay,

Your promises are plastic, and that’s not right.

 

Artists are underpaid.