HOT MESSiah

I was crucified on T.V.

And I prayed to get good ratings

When they nailed me to the marquee.

I blew a kiss to a vendee

And found out God had call waiting.

I was crucified on T.V.

Nixon, a trusty licensee,

Quoted me when live, debating

When they nailed me to the marquee.

I was consoled with repartee

From the host, who stood translating.

I was crucified on T.V.

The sky was bleeding chroma key,

The writers were annotating

When they nailed me to the marquee.

It was like pay-per-view but free;

It was a rush like speed skating.

I was crucified on T.V.

When they nailed me to the marquee.