I made my intro gettin’ fucked in the Pinto;
Now, I’m skin-deep in the Lexus Jeep.
—Lil’ Kim, “Dreams”
I have feasted with panthers
And given them some silver,
’Cause it’s your seed I’ll pilfer
When I crave protein transfers.
And, jilted once seven ways,
I’ve had seven guys come all
Over me in a line squall,
Raining lust for seven days.
It’s like manna from Heaven,
With fuckers unloading it;
I gather exploding spit
From guys like Jack and Kevin.
I snorted it when it dried,
As some black guy requested
And we were both untested,
But, I let him come inside.
The master of the fly front,
My unzip cinematic,
I keep men so ecstatic;
’Cock in my mouth and my cunt.
For such a glutton’s bounty
I fuck; for car keys and clothes
I suck, but with rain it snows
And I let the wet mount me.
Chipmunk-cheeked and sticky-faced,
I savour before I down
Your swollen bag from downtown,
Tasting all of your puff paste.
I have never been ashamed;
Not of my lovers unnamed.